I wanna make you laugh hard, but I wanna make you cum harder

Someone be my friend i have none because i am a loser

I’m starting up a website called


If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through


Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

songs i’m going to eventually learn to sing perfectly:

- strawberry kisses
- chandelier
- ave maria (beyonce version)
- any lana del rey song tbh (my voice naturally sounds babydoll-ish but damn does she work some wicked hard stuff) most likely radio or serial killer
- unconditionally