thrvstinq:

I wanna make you laugh hard, but I wanna make you cum harder

Someone be my friend i have none because i am a loser

I’m starting up a website called www.thatshitsnotbybanksy.com

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

songs i’m going to eventually learn to sing perfectly:

- strawberry kisses
- chandelier
- ave maria (beyonce version)
- any lana del rey song tbh (my voice naturally sounds babydoll-ish but damn does she work some wicked hard stuff) most likely radio or serial killer
- unconditionally